Funny Vampire Phlebotomist T-Shirt – I’m a Vampire But Only for Your Veins
$26.99
Cute and clever vampire phlebotomist t-shirt featuring a kawaii vampire holding a syringe and vial. Perfect for nurses, lab techs, and fans of medical humor.
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Description
Calling all blood collectors, lab techs, and syringe-wielding healthcare pros—this one’s for you! Our vampire phlebotomist t-shirt blends cute horror humor with medical pun perfection, designed to make your patients smile and your coworkers laugh.
This tee features a kawaii-style cartoon vampire dressed as a doctor, holding a syringe and a medicine vial. Above him, the bold text shouts “I’M A VAMPIRE” while the punchline “BUT ONLY FOR YOUR VEINS” drives the joke home. The black background and red blood-splatter graphics add just the right mix of spooky and silly, making this an instant favorite for Halloween shifts or everyday rounds in the lab.
Whether you’re a nurse on night shift or a phlebotomist who’s always cracking jokes while drawing blood, this tee is made for your vibe. It’s soft, durable, and perfect for healthcare workers with a love for medical humor t-shirts, clever vampire puns, and stress-relieving style. Ideal for gifting to your favorite lab technician or as a morale-booster for your scrubs rotation.
Looking to buy a vampire phlebotomist t-shirt that shows your spooky side and medical pride? Want a fun “I can draw blood better than Dracula” kind of vibe? This is the shirt for you. Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue colors.
Perfect for:
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Nurses & phlebotomy professionals
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Lab technicians & med students
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Fans of cute vampire nurse shirts
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People with quirky Halloween humor
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Medical pun lovers & kawaii fans
Order your vampire phlebotomist t-shirt today and rep your love for veins—without being too vein about it.
FAQs
Where can I buy a funny vampire phlebotomist t-shirt for nurses?
You can shop this tee right here at OreoWear.com—designed for medical professionals who love spooky humor and blood puns.
Is there a kawaii vampire shirt with a syringe for lab technicians?
Yes! This shirt features a cute vampire holding a syringe and vial—perfect for lab techs, nurses, and phlebotomy fans with style.
Product Details
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Unisex fit, soft ring-spun cotton blend
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
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Classic crew neck with double-needle stitching
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Funny kawaii vampire artwork with medical theme
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Available in sizes S–3XL
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Ideal for Halloween shifts or year-round medical humor
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Shirt colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Use mild detergent, tumble dry low
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Do not bleach or dry clean
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Iron inside-out if needed (no direct heat on design)
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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