Grungy Skeleton Cowboy Coffee T-Shirt – Funny Anti-Social Vintage Tee
$26.99
This skeleton cowboy coffee t-shirt is made for anti-social caffeine lovers. Featuring vintage western artwork and gothic humor, it’s the perfect tee for Halloween or daily sarcasm
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Description
Start your mornings with sarcasm and steam with this skeleton cowboy coffee t-shirt, designed for the caffeinated outlaw who just can’t deal with people. Featuring a grinning skeleton in a weathered cowboy hat and brown bandana, clutching a steaming cup of coffee, this shirt blends gothic humor with vintage Western flair. Perfect for Halloween season or everyday anti-social vibes.
Whether you’re an introvert hiding behind your mug or a die-hard coffee fan with a dark sense of humor, this tee hits all the right notes. The distressed artwork screams throwback style while the bold “I HATE EVERYONE BUT COFFEE HELPS” text makes it a conversation starter. If you’re hunting for a skeleton cowboy coffee t-shirt that fits your introverted, caffeine-powered energy — this is it.
Crafted for comfort and edge, this shirt is ideal for fans of gothic humor t-shirts, vintage cowboy skeleton tees, or just unapologetically anti-social souls. Whether you’re shopping for a coffee lover skeleton shirt, an ironic Halloween look, or a casual statement piece, this tee offers dark humor with a steaming side of caffeine. Available in unisex sizes S to 3XL in bold, light color options, it’s your go-to for sarcastic, anti social coffee shirts that speak your truth.
FAQs
Q: Where can I buy a skeleton cowboy coffee t-shirt with a vintage design?
A: You can shop this retro-style skeleton cowboy coffee tee right here on http://OreoWear.com — available in sizes S to 3XL.
Q: Is the anti social skeleton coffee shirt available in plus sizes?
A: Yes! We offer this tee in sizes Small to 3XL to ensure everyone can caffeinate in comfort and style.
Product Details
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Unisex fit for all-day comfort
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100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
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Soft-touch printing with distressed vintage effect
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Features front graphic: skeleton cowboy with coffee
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Colors: Available in white, natural, light blue, and grey colors.
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Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
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Tagless label for itch-free wear
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Perfect for Halloween, introverts, coffee lovers, and goth humor fans
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Use mild detergent and similar colors
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Tumble dry low or hang-dry for best results
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Do not bleach or iron directly on design
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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