RPG Stats T-Shirt – If It Has Stats You Can Kill It Tee
$26.99
Shop this RPG stats t-shirt for gamers featuring the bold quote “If It Has Stats, You Can Kill It.” Great for D&D players, min-maxers, and roleplaying game fans.
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Description
If you’re into Dungeons & Dragons, tabletop games, or just love clever gamer humor, this RPG Stats T Shirt is made for you. Designed with bold text and a clean layout, it features a hilarious quote: “If it has stats, you can kill it.” This tee perfectly captures the mindset of every power gamer, dungeon crawler, or chaotic neutral strategist out there.
Whether you’re a Dungeon Master, a barbarian with maxed-out strength, or the rogue who’s all about dexterity, this shirt is your wearable character sheet. The RPG Stats T Shirt makes a great conversation starter at game night, conventions, or casual hangouts. Plus, it’s a fun gift idea for anyone who loves roleplaying games, fantasy settings, or geeky merch. dungeons and dragons stats shirt min max gamer stats graphic tee,
With a comfy fit and durable cotton fabric, it’s built for critical hits and snack breaks alike. Get your stats in order and wear them proudly—because when the dice roll, you want to look good doing it. Shop this funny tabletop tee today and show the world you’re ready for initiative.
FAQs
Q1: What does the quote on the RPG Stats T Shirt mean?
The quote “If it has stats, you can kill it” is a humorous nod to tabletop gamers, suggesting that anything with statistics (hit points, strength, etc.) is fair game in an RPG.
Q2: Is this RPG Stats T Shirt available in plus sizes?
Yes! Our RPG Stats T Shirt is available in sizes from S to 3XL, ensuring a great fit for every adventurer. tabletop rpg quote shirt
Product Details
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Unisex fit: S–3XL
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100% cotton (varies by color)
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Available colors: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Royal
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Lightweight and breathable
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Printed with eco-friendly inks
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Perfect for D&D players, gamers, and tabletop fans
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not iron directly on design
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Do not bleach
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
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• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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