I Will Stab You Nurse Shirt – Funny Halloween Tee for Phlebotomists & Medical Staff
$26.99
This I Will Stab You Nurse Shirt is the ultimate Halloween tee for nurses, phlebotomists, and medical pros. Funny, spooky, and bold — ideal for themed shifts, lazy costumes, or horror lovers. Sizes S–3XL
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Description
Celebrate spooky season the healthcare way with our I Will Stab You Nurse Shirt — a darkly humorous Halloween tee that’s made for nurses, phlebotomists, and medical staff who love a bit of sarcasm with their scrubs. Whether you’re working a Halloween shift or looking for a funny healthcare-themed costume alternative, this shirt will draw laughs and compliments.
The design features a creepy-cute pumpkin nurse with a stitched smile, heart-shaped EKG eyes, and a blood sample tray — accompanied by bold dripping text that reads I WILL STAB YOU. It’s the perfect gag for those who work with needles all day long. Whether you’re drawing blood, starting IVs, or just dealing with spooky levels of patient chaos, this shirt turns your job into Halloween humor.
This funny i will stab you nurse Halloween shirt is ideal for healthcare pros who want to dress up without going over the top. It’s also a great Halloween gift for phlebotomists, medical students, and ER nurses. The bold artwork stands out against all four shirt colors — Black, Navy, Royal, Blue, Dark Heather, — and the soft cotton fabric keeps you comfortable on long shifts or off-duty fun.
So if you’re searching to shop for a spooky nurse Halloween shirt with a hilarious twist, this one’s for you. Perfect for casual wear, themed shifts, or group photos at work. This Halloween, let your shirt do the stabbing!
FAQs
Q: Where can I buy an I Will Stab You nurse shirt for Halloween?
A: Right here on OreoWear — designed for nurses, phlebotomists, and healthcare workers who love spooky humor.
Q: Is the I Will Stab You nurse shirt available in plus sizes?
A: Yes! This shirt comes in sizes S to 3XL for a comfortable and inclusive fit.
Product Details
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Unisex fit available in S to 3XL
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100% soft ring-spun cotton (varies slightly by color)
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Available in Black, Navy, Royal, Blue, Dark Heather, Professionally printed horror nurse pumpkin graphic
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Great for nurses, lab techs, and phlebotomists
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Breathable, lightweight feel for work or casual wear
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Makes a great gag gift for healthcare workers
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors
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Use non-chlorine bleach only
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Tumble dry low or hang-dry
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Do not iron directly over graphic
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Do not dry clean
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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