Funny Sewing T-Shirt – SEWCIOPATH Vintage Machine Tee
$26.99
This funny sewing t-shirt is made for sewists with attitude. Featuring a vintage machine and bold SEWCIOPATH pun, it’s the perfect humor-meets-hobby tee. Sizes S–3XL.
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Description
Crafted with humor and vintage charm, this funny sewing t-shirt is for every sewist who threads with passion and a little sass. Featuring a bold “SEWCIOPATH” label beneath a detailed vintage sewing machine illustration, this tee combines classic sewing symbolism with witty personality.
Whether you’re a quilter, crafter, or sewing machine warrior, this design says what every creative soul knows: you’re obsessed… and proud of it! This shirt is part sewing pun t-shirt, part vintage style fashion, and totally you.
The hand-drawn sewing machine comes adorned with swirling decorative flourishes and buttons, printed in crisp white ink on deep colored shirts. It delivers both retro aesthetic and modern humor—ideal for any craft room, sewing circle, or weekend market stroll.
Looking to buy novelty sewing t-shirt online that’s actually clever and beautifully designed? This shirt is made for:
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Quilters who hoard fabric like gold
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Sewing addicts who stay up stitching at 2 AM
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Friends who’d rather thread a needle than check email
Offered in Black, Navy, Royal Blue, and Dark Heather, and available in sizes S–3XL, it makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or “just because.” Whether you’re searching for a quirky sewing gift shirt for creative friends or a fresh favorite for your own collection, this funny sewing t-shirt is stitch-perfect.
FAQs
Q: Where can I buy a funny sewing t-shirt with a vintage machine design?
A: You can grab this SEWCIOPATH shirt right here on http://OreoWear.com in 4 colors and sizes S–3XL.
Q: Is the SEWCIOPATH sewing t-shirt available in plus sizes?
A: Yes! It comes in inclusive sizes from Small to 3XL so every creative crafter can wear their obsession proudly.
Product Details
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Phrase: SEWCIOPATH (sewing pun)
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Graphic: Vintage sewing machine with flourishes & buttons
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Colors: Black, Navy, Royal Blue, Dark Heather
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Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
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Fit: Classic unisex sizing, true to size
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Print: High-contrast DTG printing in crisp white ink
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Style: Retro-meets-sarcastic humor for sewists
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold inside-out
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not bleach
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Avoid ironing directly on the print
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Do not dry clean
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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