I Just Want All The Pretty Rocks – Funny Rock Collector Shirt
$26.99
Sketch-style gemstone illustrations surround the phrase “I Just Want All The Pretty Rocks” on this comfy tee—perfect for rock collectors, geology lovers, and mineral hunters.
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Description
Calling all rockhounds, geologists, and gem lovers—this Funny Rock Collector Shirt was made for you! Whether you’re trekking the mountains for quartz, digging for geodes, or just can’t resist shiny stones, the “I Just Want All The Pretty Rocks” design lets the world know where your heart truly lies.
This stylish Funny Rock Collector Shirt features hand-drawn, sketch-style illustrations of various crystals, gemstones, and mineral formations surrounding the bold white text. Diamonds, quartz, and geometric rock shapes pop beautifully against a dark background, available in black, navy, royal blue, or dark heather. It’s both whimsical and scientific—perfect for anyone passionate about mineral collecting or geology.
Designed for comfort and durability, this shirt is ideal for everything from weekend rockhounding trips to geology class to casual everyday wear. It also makes a perfect birthday or Christmas gift for a geode hunter, geology student, or even a future volcanologist. Expect compliments, questions, and knowing nods from fellow collectors.
So why wait? Show off your crystal obsession in style with this Funny Rock Collector Shirt—because let’s face it, you really do want all the pretty rocks.
Product Details:
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Unisex Fit
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Sizes: S–3XL
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100% Cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
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Pre-shrunk, soft, and breathable
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Shirt Colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue
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Double-stitched seams for long-lasting wear
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Do not iron directly on the print
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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