Hilarious Funny Mastectomy Shirt – “Hell Yes They’re Fake” Cancer Survivor Tee
$26.99
Celebrate your survival with sass in this funny mastectomy shirt featuring bold typography and a pink ribbon design. A powerful gift for survivors who fight with humor
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Description
Bold. Sassy. Unapologetically strong. Our funny mastectomy shirt says exactly what survivors are thinking: “Hell Yes They’re Fake — The Real Ones Tried to Kill Me.” Designed for fierce women who’ve beaten breast cancer and reclaimed their story, this shirt is the perfect mix of humor and empowerment.
The design features eye-catching pink block letters, a flowing pink ribbon, and white cursive accents for an expressive, layered look. It’s not just a breast cancer survivor humor shirt — it’s a statement. Whether you’re walking in October for Breast Cancer Awareness Month or looking for a conversation-starting tee, this one brings laughs, pride, and solidarity.
Searching for a hell yes they’re fake t-shirt or a pink ribbon mastectomy shirt funny enough to wear proudly in public? You just found it. Made with soft yet durable fabric and offered in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Royal Blue, this graphic tee fits right into your survivor wardrobe or makes a perfect cancer recovery gift idea for a friend who deserves a laugh.
This shirt connects with anyone who has used humor to get through the darkest days. It celebrates survival with sass, and it fits like a hug. Whether you want a real ones tried to kill me shirt for yourself or a bold breast cancer warrior gift for someone special, this is it.
Wear it to your next survivor meet-up, awareness event, or just out to brunch. Let your strength shine — one joke at a time.
FAQs:
Q: What’s a good mastectomy survivor t-shirt with humor?
A: This shirt is a fan favorite — it combines bold text, a pink ribbon, and a cheeky message that turns survival into a badge of confidence.
Q: Where can I buy a “Hell Yes They’re Fake” breast cancer shirt?
A: Right here on http://OreoWear.com ! It’s available in 4 colors, sizes S to 3XL, and designed specifically for survivors and supporters who appreciate bold, funny apparel.
Product Details:
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“Hell Yes They’re Fake” pink ribbon graphic design
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Soft and durable cotton-poly blend fabric
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Unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
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Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue
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Double-stitched sleeves and hems
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Perfect for awareness walks, survivor celebrations, and gifts
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Tear-away label for extra comfort
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Printed and fulfilled in the USA
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Use mild detergent
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not bleach or iron directly on design
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Wash with similar colors
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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