Funny Vampires Don’t Clock Out T-Shirt for Halloween Office Humor
$26.99
Work never ends when you’re undead. This vampires don’t clock out t-shirt is perfect for night shift warriors, overworked office staff, and Halloween humor fans.
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Description
Drowning in paperwork and running on caffeine—or blood? Then the vampires don’t clock out t-shirt is your new uniform for spooky season. This hilarious Halloween tee is designed for overworked professionals, night shift employees, and anyone who feels like they haven’t left the office in centuries. Featuring a cartoon vampire in business attire—complete with ID badge, tired eyes, and a steaming cup of blood-labeled coffee—the design blends dark humor with corporate dread in the most relatable way possible.
The bold gothic font screams “VAMPIRES DON’T,” while “CLOCK OUT” drips in blood-red type beneath his desk. A bat-shaped clock reads midnight, stacks of floating paperwork hover nearby, and the vampire still grinds away at his laptop. It’s the ultimate tribute to the workaholic undead.
Whether you’re shopping for a Halloween office party outfit, need a gift for a night shift coworker, or just love sarcastic corporate fashion, this vampires don’t clock out t-shirt delivers laughs with a bite. It’s printed on high-quality cotton-blend fabric and available in classic colors like Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Royal Blue. Get yours before the next all-nighter!
FAQs
What does the vampires don’t clock out t-shirt mean for office workers?
It humorously represents the feeling of never-ending work—perfect for Halloween-loving professionals and night shift employees.
Where can I find a funny gothic vampire work shirt for Halloween?
Right here! This tee blends office life with vampire lore, making it the perfect mix of spooky and sarcastic.
Product Details
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Unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeves
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Soft cotton-poly blend for comfort and breathability
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Durable screen-printed design
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Sizes available from S to 3XL
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Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue
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Perfect for Halloween office parties or vampire fans
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Designed with gothic work humor in mind
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not bleach
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Do not iron design
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Wash with like colors
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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