Retro Gym Motivation T-Shirt – Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry
$26.99
This retro gym motivation t-shirt is a hilarious, relatable piece for fitness lovers. Featuring “Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry,” it’s a perfect blend of vintage design and motivational workout humor for gym goers, powerlifters, and CrossFit fans
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Description
Looking for a gym tee that speaks your post-workout truth? Our retro gym motivation t-shirt featuring the phrase “Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry” is your perfect match. Designed for those who grind hard at the gym and still manage to laugh through the pain, this shirt brings vintage flair and fitness humor into one bold piece. Whether you’re lifting heavy in CrossFit, pushing through squats in powerlifting, or just surviving leg day, this tee captures the mood like no other.
Crafted for durability and comfort, this shirt is available in unisex sizes from S to 3XL and comes in four classic workout-friendly colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Royal Blue. The design features a nostalgic stacked layout with warm retro colors and decorative barbell and star accents, giving off serious 1970s gym wear vibes. It’s the ultimate funny motivational workout shirt for gym lovers who appreciate humor with their reps.
Perfect as a unique fitness t-shirt for weightlifting gifts, it also works great for anyone looking to buy retro hungry gym quote t-shirt online. If you’re shopping for a retro powerlifting tee for CrossFit athletes, this shirt brings both the aesthetic and the laugh. Its message resonates with gym-goers, personal trainers, and weekend warriors alike — because let’s face it, everything hurts and you’re hungry.
Don’t miss this classic piece of workout humor apparel. Shop now and turn heads in your next gym session with this throwback statement shirt.
FAQs:
Q: What’s the meaning behind the “Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry” gym shirt?
A: It’s a humorous take on post-workout soreness and appetite — a relatable quote for anyone who lifts or trains hard.
Q: Is this retro fitness t-shirt available in unisex sizes?
A: Yes! This shirt is available in unisex sizes S to 3XL and fits all body types comfortably.
Product Details:
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
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Retro-styled stacked typography with gym-themed graphics
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Unisex fit: perfect for men and women who train hard
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Durable side-seamed construction
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape
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Printed using high-quality DTG for soft, vibrant prints
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Great for CrossFit, powerlifting, or everyday fitness fashion
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Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not bleach
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Do not iron directly on print
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Wash with like colors
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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