Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting T-Shirt – Retro Humor Tee
$26.99
This “Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting” t-shirt blends martial arts humor with 80s nostalgia. A perfect gift tee for retro lovers or martial arts fans who love to laugh
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Description
Looking for a hilarious kung fu fighting t shirt that blends vintage humor with martial arts attitude? Our “Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting” tee puts a clever twist on that iconic song lyric. Featuring bold white text and silhouette fighters, this graphic shirt is a laugh-out-loud classic — perfect for retro parties, comic cons, or dojo hangouts.
Whether you’re a martial arts fan, a pop culture junkie, or someone who loves witty novelty designs, this funny kung fu fighting t-shirt delivers both nostalgia and sarcasm. The layout is bold, clean, and ready to grab attention — just like a flying kick to the ribs (but make it funny). It’s the ultimate martial arts humor tee for men or anyone who appreciates a vintage throwback.
Need a great martial arts gift for Father’s Day or a unique shirt to wear at your next 80s-themed event? This kung fu fighting retro graphic t-shirt checks all the boxes. It’s fun, wearable, and starts conversations. The phrase makes people laugh — but also question the logic behind the lyrics.
Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Royal Blue, and sized from S to 3XL, this shirt is printed on soft, breathable fabric with long-lasting ink. Whether you’re shadowboxing in the mirror or binge-watching kung fu classics, this tee brings comfort and style to your fight-ready wardrobe.
No need to master the crane kick — just wear this kung fu fighting t shirt and let the sarcasm do all the work. Everyone will get the joke. Or will they?
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FAQs
Q: Where can I buy a funny kung fu fighting t-shirt?
A: Right here! Our “Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting” tee is available in sizes S–3XL and ships worldwide. It’s a hit with martial arts fans and retro humor lovers alike.
Q: What’s a good martial arts gift shirt for men?
A: This kung fu fighting t-shirt blends nostalgia with sarcasm, making it a perfect gift for dads, instructors, 80s fans, or anyone who appreciates clever pop culture designs.
Product Details
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100% premium cotton for breathable comfort
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Classic fit with side seams for lasting shape
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Bold white print on martial arts silhouette background
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Available in Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Royal Blue
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Unisex sizing from Small to 3XL
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Great for retro parties, martial arts events, and casual wear
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Designed for pop culture fans with a sense of humor
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Printed with eco-friendly, durable inks
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
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Use mild detergent; do not bleach
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Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
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Do not iron design area
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Do not dry clean
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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