Gothic Skeleton T-Shirt – Cremated Equal Quote
$26.99
This gothic skeleton t-shirt features a Victorian-inspired skeleton and the quote “All Men Are Cremated Equal.” Perfect for fans of dark humor, vintage horror style, and alternative fashion.
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Description
Looking for the perfect blend of sarcasm, gothic fashion, and vintage flair? This Gothic Skeleton T-Shirt is made for those who appreciate dark humor with a historical twist. Featuring a woodcut-style Victorian skeleton in formal attire, surrounded by dramatic orange-brown flame accents, this shirt delivers a bold message: “All Men Are Cremated Equal.”
Ideal for lovers of dark humor, alternative style, and horror-themed apparel, this tee stands out in any wardrobe. Whether you’re into vintage skeleton design, sarcastic quote shirts, or just want something unique, this shirt checks all the boxes. The graphic’s distressed look adds a nostalgic, retro vibe, while the clever phrase makes it a conversation starter at festivals, meetups, or everyday outings.
Available in four versatile colors—White, Natural, Light Blue, and Grey—this unisex tee is soft, breathable, and sized from S to 3XL for a comfortable fit on all body types. It fits perfectly into any alternative wardrobe and makes a great gift for Gen Z, Millennials, or gothic fashion fans.
If you’re wondering where to shop for a gothic skeleton t-shirt that offers both humor and timeless style, look no further. This alternative fashion tee is also a top pick for those who love vintage horror aesthetics and witty quotes. Make your statement loud, ironic, and stylish.
FAQs
Q. What does “All Men Are Cremated Equal” t-shirt mean?
A. It’s a darkly humorous twist on “All men are created equal,” suggesting that in the end, everyone meets the same fate—with a gothic, satirical spin.
Q. Where can I buy a Victorian skeleton graphic tee?
A. You can purchase this gothic skeleton t-shirt right here at OreoWear.com, available in four colors and sizes S to 3XL.
Product Details
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100% soft cotton fabric for breathable comfort
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Eco-friendly DTG printing for lasting graphics
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Unisex fit that flatters all body types
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Victorian skeleton design with flame accents
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Distressed gothic text: “All Men Are Cremated Equal”
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Great for dark humor fans and alternative fashion lovers
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Four color options: White, Natural, Light Blue, Grey
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Sizes range from S to 3XL
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold with like colors
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not bleach
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Iron inside out if needed
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Avoid dry cleaning
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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