Funny Goat Meme T-Shirt – Dark Humor
$26.99
This funny goat meme t-shirt features a minimalist goat illustration and a viral dark humor quote. Great for meme lovers, goat fans, and those with a sarcastic streak.
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Description
Unleash your wild side with this funny goat meme t-shirt, designed for lovers of dark humor and quirky animal graphics. Featuring a minimalist goat illustration with a casual handwritten-style phrase, “Your chances of getting killed by a goat are low, but never zero,” this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for meme enthusiasts and goat fans alike.
Whether you’re a seasoned goat farmer with a taste for internet sarcasm or just someone who enjoys novelty meme shirts, this tee is for you. The design includes clean black-and-white linework with a touch of pink on the goat’s face, adding just the right amount of charm to your sarcastic graphic tee collection. It’s available in sizes S to 3XL and in four colors—Black, Dark Heather, Navy, and Royal Blue—so everyone can rock their goat vibes in style.
Looking for a unique goat lover gift or something fresh for your wardrobe? This funny goat meme t-shirt combines smart humor, minimalist design, and bold animal meme energy in one high-quality cotton shirt. Perfect for birthdays, edgy gift exchanges, or your own personal meme gallery.
From dark humor t-shirts to quirky goat design apparel, this shirt covers all bases. Order now and wear your humor on your sleeve—literally.
FAQs
Q: What does “your chances of getting killed by a goat are low but never zero” shirt mean?
A: It’s a dark humor meme shirt. The phrase is ironic and absurd—meant to be funny, not literal. It’s for fans of sarcastic or animal-themed internet humor.
Q: Where can I find a minimalist goat meme t-shirt?
A: Right here! This design features a clean, modern illustration of a goat with meme-worthy text. It’s available in multiple colors and sizes S to 3XL.
Product Details
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100% ring-spun cotton (varies by color)
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Soft, breathable, and lightweight material
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Unisex sizing: S to 3XL available
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Printed with eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks
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Colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Royal Blue
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Seamless double-needle collar for durability
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Great gift for goat lovers and meme collectors
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Designed for fans of dark humor and quirky animal memes
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Use non-chlorine bleach only
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not iron on the design
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Do not dry clean
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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