Dad Tax Funny Fast Food T-Shirt for Dads
$26.99
This funny “Dad Tax” t-shirt features a cartoon burger, fries, and soda with bold distressed text. A perfect Father’s Day gift or everyday dad humor essential.
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Description
Every dad knows the secret rule: if you’re eating fries, he’s getting one. Celebrate this hilarious parenting truth with our Dad Tax T-Shirt—a bold and funny tee made just for food-stealing fathers. The design features a whimsical cartoon illustration of America’s favorite fast food: a juicy hamburger layered with melted cheese and lettuce, a striped soda cup, and crispy golden fries. Above this delicious trio, the phrase “DAD TAX” is printed in large, distressed white letters. Underneath, the punchline reads: “MAKING SURE IT’S NOT POISON.”
Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just a casual dad joke shirt, this Dad Tax T-Shirt delivers the perfect blend of humor and style. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it ensures comfort during BBQs, family dinners, or late-night fridge raids. The vintage fast food graphic adds a retro feel that every dad will love.
Available in Black, Military Green, Royal Blue, and Navy, it pairs well with jeans or shorts and makes a statement at any cookout or gathering. This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a badge of honor for proud, snack-sneaking fathers everywhere.
If you’re looking for a funny dad shirt, a food-themed Father’s Day gift, or a burger and fries t-shirt, this one’s a must-have. Let dad wear his hunger with pride—one bite at a time.
FAQs:
Q: Is this shirt suitable for Father’s Day?
Absolutely! This shirt makes a hilarious and heartfelt Father’s Day gift that any dad will appreciate—especially if he’s guilty of the “Dad Tax.”
Q: Is the print durable after washing?
Yes! The screen-printed graphic is made to last through many washes. Just follow the care instructions to keep it fresh and bold.
Product Details:
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100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
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Soft, breathable, pre-shrunk fabric
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Unisex fit (S to 3XL)
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Professionally screen-printed graphic
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Colors: Black, Military Green, Royal Blue, Navy
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, inside-out
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Use mild detergent
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not iron on design
**Shipping & Returns Summary**
• Free shipping on orders over $75 in the USA, UK, Canada & Germany.
• Standard delivery in 3–5 days, expedited shipping in 2–3 days.
• Orders processed within 1 business day (excluding weekends).
• Tracking info is sent via email once the order is shipped.
• Hassle-free returns on damaged or incorrect items.
• Orders can be cancelled within 2 hours of placement.
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Take care of your OreoWear apparel and it’ll take care of your style. Here’s how to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and vibrant:
1. Wash and dry inside out to protect the print and fabric.
2. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid high heat to preserve color and quality.
3. Skip the heavy spin cycles. They can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
4. Air dry whenever possible. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
5. Iron inside out using low heat if needed. Keep the design safe from direct contact with the iron.
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